My Secret Lover by Parker Imogen

Author:Parker, Imogen [Parker, Imogen]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

Wine and Wisdom

We provide the Wisdom (and nibbles!)

You provide the Wine (and corkscrews!)

Come along and Have Fun!

Of course, they don’t provide the Wisdom, they provide the questions, but not a good idea to get pedantic with the Suburban Martyrs. One thing we can all agree on is that there might have been a good deal more Fun last year if the contestants had been able to open their Wine.

‘Count me in!’ says New Andy.

Richard and I stare at him. He’s supply. Why on earth would he want to come to an after-school event?

‘Not necessarily as much Fun as the poster claims,’

I say.

‘So that’s three,’ says Richard Batty. ‘Shall I put Fern down?’

‘Definitely. We can’t manage without oriental religions.’

‘And your Andy?’

‘Of course.’

Last year, he was a bit of a hero pushing corks in, although the plastic ones that are increasingly common in non-vintage are virtually impossible to shift manually and he damaged a ligament in his thumb.

‘So, that’s five.’

‘How many allowed?’ asks New Andy.

‘Maximum of eight,’ says Richard.

‘Wine and Wisdom, bit of a contradiction in terms,’ says New Andy.

He is very young at times, but may be useful for filling in our Garage and Rap gaps.

‘You don’t have to be so black and white about it!’ says Richard.

I can tell he’s been waiting to say this all lunch, but the opportunity hasn’t arisen.

‘Hilarious!’ says New Andy.

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